Going down but in a cool way
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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

officialwhitegirls:

shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you

officialhydra:

Why girls having short hair is great:

Girls with short hair are adorable (✿◠‿◠)

If she’s the little spoon then you don’t have long hair in your face while you cuddle (◡‿◡✿)

Defying gender norms means destroying the patriarchy (ʘ‿ʘ)

saucylarry:

lockmyhearticantchange:

How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.

Forever reblog.

I can not not reblog this

10yrsyart:

partners in gun fixing

…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

dwarventales:

wolfanitas-art:

Forgot to submit this charming little Extended Edition gag.

Back in December 2013, people could vote on deviantART between four gag sketches for one to be drawn and this one was the clear winner.

one of my favourites ^^

optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

narcissamafoy:

Draco Malfoy Week [Day Seven] Anything you want (Draco + saying Potter)

shamanshendu:

idelity:

Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson. 

What a fucking embarrassment.

drarry:

Imagine how proud no-first-war-AU Sirius is when he’s out getting groceries or something and he runs into an old petty enemy Slytherin from school and they’re like “Black.”

And he’s able to reply with “Actually, it’s ‘Lupin’ now.”

susie1x1:

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the person came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything